Monday, October 6, 2008

Willies!

I've been looking into knitting patterns for willy warmers. I think it would be funny to make one for... oh, I don't know... a special fella in my life. I have no doubt that I would be scoffed at and that special fella would never try it on, much less use it. But I could try. I just have some rhetorical questions about willy warmers.

1. Are there actually men who use them?
2. Do the willies really get chilly? Like your fingers and toes do?
3. When knitting a willy warmer for someone, do you do any measuring?

Again, these are rhetorical questions since I doubt anyone who would read this would have any answers for me. Except for maybe number 2. Gents, feel free to offer expertise.

Next week, we'll discuss male thongs. Stay tuned.

Ali

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