Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Sexy Songs

I'm trying to compile a list of sexy songs. By this, I mean good songs to have sex to. I'm not picky about slow or fast, romantic or dirty, as long as it makes you want to get it on.

I've been looking up lists of the sexiest songs online and it's pissing me off. There are a few songs that are undoubtedly going to be toward the top of these lists; "Closer" by NIN, "Crash Into Me" by DMB, "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak, etc. But some of these "sexy" songs are so not sexy. Do you really want to have sex to "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" by Rod Stewart? Really?

A lot of my problems with these lists has to do with personal preference, I know. I do not want to have sex to (let alone listen to) "Let's Get It On". Or anything similar.

And I have a little problem. I think one of the sexiest SOUNDING songs is "This Woman's Work" by Maxwell. And it's about pregnancy/birth. That's not so sexy. It's very unfortunate.


Sunday, May 25, 2008


I was driving to work the other morning and turned the corner to see this coming at me.

Doesn't anyone understand how scary these things are for some of us?


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Fuck It

I think I've made a decision. If I don't get this job that I just interviewed for, I'm saying fuck it. Fuck having a real job. I shall find a rich guy who will support me. And I'll be bored for the rest of my life.

I just hate interviews. And job searching. But I also hate not having an income. Or anything to do, like ever. And I hate that I haven't quit smoking yet. (Still wearing the patches, hoping I'll just stop smoking...)

But there are some good things going on. I love my new therapist. Therapy is the shit. It's the one hour a week when I can be completely self-involved and not feel guilty about it. And there's a cat there that rubs up against me, which is always enjoyable.

I'm tired now. Not doing anything is exhausting.


Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Hectic Day

I have a new love. Podcasts! I bought an Ipod about a week ago and just discovered these things called podcasts. I've only heard a little bit of one so far but I'm hopeful that they're as cool as I think they'll be. I subscribed to a bunch of comedy ones as well as a few others. Stephanie Pearl-Mcphee should totally have one. Maybe she does and I didn't see it. Hmmm.

I have an interview in Bowling Green this afternoon and am completely unprepared for it as I got the call this morning. I hope she's forgiving due to the lack of notice. I had to take Ethan with me to the mall to buy an outfit and then we went to the library so I could print off my resume, but it didn't work. So, I don't have a resume, my outfit kind of sucks and I have weird hair because my straighteners are in Grafton. AND I'll be cutting it close time-wise because I'm watching Ethan until Pat gets home and he'll be a little late today. Oh well. I'm just happy that I got an interview.


Wednesday, May 7, 2008

No Jobs!!!

There are no jobs within an hour of Findlay. I feel like there have to be a few, but I can't find them! Unless, of course, I go to work at McDonalds, which would probably pay as well as anything I could get but would make me want to kill myself and/or someone else.

I get that there are very few jobs in Findlay and that none of them are anything I'd want to do. It's not a big city. I would think there would be something, but I still get it. But Toledo is a reasonably large city. There should be more jobs available there! I don't want to give up my hope of finding a decent job that I won't hate (not retail, food service or factory work).

Well, I'm not giving up yet. I believe something will pop up and it will be fabulous. Maybe I should do volunteer work until then. That is, if there are any volunteer positions in the Northwest corner of the state. Probably not.

Maybe this is all a sign that I'm not supposed to get a job until I take a trip to Paris. I should probably do that soon then.