Friday, May 25, 2007

Tuesday, Friday, whatever

If I had a boyfriend (which I guess I do now) he would get me tea for my birthday (which he did).

But I don't think he reads this, so let's go on with our exercise in absurdism, shall we?

If I had a boyfriend he would know how to fix cars, sinks, computers, baseball swings, bangs that won't lay flat and euchre games that I really want to win.

2 comments:

Garvin said...

Good luck finding THAT guy.

Stepho said...

Skip knows how to set concrete on fire. That's kind of like fixing stuff. Well...no, it really isn't.